| Episode I: Locomotive Breath “Hemet is Heaven, we even have a bumper sticker to prove it." |
| Episode II: Immigrant Song “We’re gonna die in here, it’s gonna be death by BUNGA BUNGA." |
| Episode III: Funeral For a Friend “We’re all gonna miss Junior, and I think we all know we’re gonna find his fucking body." |
| Episode IV: The Punk Meets the Godfather “Why do you even want to stay in Hemet anyway?" |
| Episode V: LA Woman “Junior, do you remember the night that we met?" |
| Episode VI: Over the Hills and Far Away “Winner gets Hemet, Loser gets San Jacinto" |