Junior: The Miniseries

   Episode I:
Locomotive Breath

“Hemet is Heaven, we even have a bumper sticker to prove it."

   Episode II:
Immigrant Song

“We’re gonna die in here, it’s gonna be death by BUNGA BUNGA."

   Episode III:
Funeral For a Friend

“We’re all gonna miss Junior, and I think we all know we’re gonna find his fucking body."

   Episode IV:
The Punk Meets the Godfather

“Why do you even want to stay in Hemet anyway?"

   Episode V:
LA Woman

“Junior, do you remember the night that we met?"

   Episode VI:
Over the Hills and Far Away

“Winner gets Hemet, Loser gets San Jacinto"